was with Jayne Mansfield.
You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.
The worst job I ever had
Derek and Clive Live: “Worst Job I Ever Had” (Peter Cook & Dudley Moore) 1/13
Funny you should mention that… I was pondering posting a link to that same site just the other night – having only recently discovered the full wonders of YouTube…! Lovely, baffling stuff…
I can listen to those sketches over, and over, and over again…
Just, er, not in polite company, that’s all…
For the record, mine was… well…
I had to collect up all the phlegm what Winston Churchill had gobbed out, into his bucket by the bed…
Were you ever offered that job…? 🙂
I was but I’d rather be a destitute.