humbug.
That’s all I’ve got to say on the matter.
Oh except remember if you can’t even be arsed to drag yourself down to the all night garage today, who the hell wants to go out on Christmas eve, for a card and a bag of firelighters or charcoal briquettes for the wife/kids/parents – oh the joy on their faces when the open the wrapping – you’ve always got the Tesco Value Card selection…
After all it’s the thought that counts ain’t it…