The Vegan Southgate

is your continuity manager. Things didn't look any different when Thomas Tuchel announced his first England squad, they didn't look any different when he picked his first starting XI, they didn't look any different when they struggled past Albania 2-0. read the rest of this rubbish

Lucky Ange dodges the Ipswich

double. Ange’s Spurs avoided Ipswich doing the double over them this season, thanks to a 4-1 victory, which owed as much to The Tractor Boy’s inability to hit a cow’s arse with a banjo, to win their third straight Premier League game. Ipswich have won only three games all season in the league, Spurs managed […] read the rest of this rubbish