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Posted on November 20, 2023

I see Gareth Southgate has been surprised by his own farts

again. Gareth Southgate doesn't seem to know why the players he picked yet again played the way he's had them playing in all the games in their struggle to get past the might of... [checks notes]... Malta. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 19, 2023

Gareth doesn’t like booing but did he enjoy the silence

as Wembley. England's two games at Wembley were a pair of standard Southgate boreathons, that saw them bore Australia and Italy to wins, the latter to seal qualifications for Euro '24. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 11, 2023

The only thing worse than watching England

is having to listen to pundits talk the rubbish up like you have just witnessed it with your own eyes. England's football and rugby team held a “hold my beer” competition on Sunday to see who could pit in the dullest, predictable, performance. Both were really lucky in the opposition also took part. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 17, 2023

Southgate’s England continue their overhyped

borefest. As we were told that this proves Gareth Southgate is the right man for the job a voice popped up saying “you'd have a better night with toothache” as they bored their way to a victory over the might of... Malta. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 28, 2023

Why does Southgate make it so

tedious? Southgate's England put in another dullard performance against a team who had nothing to offer, as they beat Ukraine just 2-0, when it could have been so much more entertaining. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 24, 2023

Southgate’s luck took the usual route

except the destination was victory. England somehow got their first victory in Italy for over 60 years, with another two half performance and over hyped insipid display of tedious back passing from Southgate's favourites. read the rest of this rubbish

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