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Posted on November 20, 2023

I see Gareth Southgate has been surprised by his own farts

again. Gareth Southgate doesn't seem to know why the players he picked yet again played the way he's had them playing in all the games in their struggle to get past the might of... [checks notes]... Malta. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 17, 2023

Southgate’s England continue their overhyped

borefest. As we were told that this proves Gareth Southgate is the right man for the job a voice popped up saying “you'd have a better night with toothache” as they bored their way to a victory over the might of... Malta. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 4, 2017

Nobody could enjoy watching

this England play. Led by the dullard in chief, Gareth Southgate, what else should we expect from a team except a tedious exercise in doing nowt but infuriating those watching. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 10, 2016

England, new manager, wash, rinse,

repeat... The first game for England's new manager, Gareth Southgate, saw a struggle to get a 2-0 victory over Malta, with a performance that was indistinguishable from his predecessor's teams. read the rest of this rubbish

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