the soft core years…very soft core…
As with most entertainers there reaches a point in the career when they do something that they wouldn’t want their granny to watch, so bad it’s on one of ITV’s other channels.
I took a glance at ITV 2’s “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl” the TV version of Belle De Jour’s book staring one time cheeky popstrel, time lord assistant in “Dr. Who the crap years” and wife of the third most annoying ginger twat in the country – I’ll let Mick Hucknall and Steve McClown fight over first place – Billie Piper (pictured), hey it was midnight and there was bugger all else on.
I’d taken a glance at the blog sometime back when it was talked about in the Sunday glossies but I take up too much time reading about the misfortunes of Spurs and the Yankees to read some probably made up malarkey, no matter how kinky.
But watching it made me think as a stereotypical, tight wad, Yorkshireman, I’ve never employed the services of a high class whore, I’m so tight I’ve never employed a very low class one either but I’m left wondering if all women of such occupation go about their job without actually taking all their clothes off.
It does seem rather odd that none of her clients would say as indeed David Lee Roth did on the track “Dirty Movies”…”take it all off” and that in her own bath with no one about she seems rather coy and prone to covering up, you’d think someone in such an job would be more open now wouldn’t you. I suppose that’s why we’ve heard nothing but Piper going on about the lingerie 🙄
But the main problem is old Chazbaps in the lead role, even with the amount of flesh she has on show all I can think of is she’s going to whip out a certain fruit as a sex toy…all together now…
Tra-La-La, La-La-La-La
Tra-La-La, La-La-La-La
Tra-La-La, La-La-La-La
Tra-La-La, La-La-La-La
One banana, two banana three banana, four.
Four Bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Billie Piper Playboy shot
