- Greens 1% of votes = 1 seat – BNP 2% of votes = 0 seats – well one group would be very happy with electoral reform. #
- @osc_pro And you just end up with what we have in reply to osc_pro #
- At 30 quid I think I'll stick with my current mouse – http://bit.ly/9zRNDM #
- @samhs They've made their way down here – to cold to snow in reply to samhs #
- @yawnerddn Bleeding tropical that in reply to yawnerddn #
- @samhs I now know why my balalaika sits in the corner and collects dust in reply to samhs #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Albert Lee (with Elio Pace) – Country Boy (Live on 'Week… http://youtu.be/9yunISKAC7c?a #
- @osc_pro Finally a use for the new Olympic stadium 😉 in reply to osc_pro #
- That's what happens when you vote lawyers into power… #
- It's bleeding freezing, what a great time for a bunch of hippy weirdos to get more power and blather on about global warming… #
- Fucked economy, unions flexing their muscles and a LibLab pact isn't this obsession with the 1970s going a bit too far? #
- 25 years on an one club and city is dignified in tragedy and again proving that Boris Johnson was spot on about a certain other city. #
- @GeneHunt You never hear Harriet Harperson complaining there isn't sufficient quotas of female ditch diggers. in reply to GeneHunt #
- @JimbobOH He's only there to keep the lions away from the base in South Africa with that squeaky voice. in reply to JimbobOH #
- Kenny Sansom says Lennon hasn't done enough this season to get into the final 23. What a fat gooner twat but picks Joe Cole. #
- You don't have to be mentally challenged to work on Sky Sports but it helps. #
- @JimbobOH On my knees bowing in praise, excellent. in reply to JimbobOH #
- Final seconds of the world cup semi-final it's 1-1 an England break the defence has opened and Bent is through, 1 on 1 with the keeper… #
- …he falls over and kicks the ball with both feet for a goal kick, kneeling there looking confused. Everyone is thinking "told you so". #
- May was looking to be a good month in the fantasy baseball – it's not now. #
- Labour minister claiming they lost. Campbell isn't gonna like that. Doesn't go with his spin. #
- Does it really matter who the PM is? By the time any deal is done the EU will completely rule us. #
- Which loathsome character will take over from Brown? Harperson, a Miliband, Balls. Whoever, Mandy an Aly will still run the show. #
- It's been shown since Thursday that Nick Clegg might be good on telly but he's fucking useless when it comes to things that matter. LimpDums #
- LimpDums do well on the edges of the country where the shitkickers live. Like religion their core are the most gullible in society. #
- @yawnerddn the problem for them was getting caught 😉 in reply to yawnerddn #
- @rutty_uk And Westminster posh boy as deputy don't forget 😉 in reply to rutty_uk #
- Bet this has pissed the Queen off mightily, it'll have interrupted her viewing of tonight's race meetings. #
- @okatieplease So it pisses off the jocks, can't be all bad then. in reply to okatieplease #
- Queen now sat down and relaxed, ready to watch CSI with a packet of Jaffa cakes, racing has been Sky+'d #
- @rutty_uk You never know, doesn't take into account tactical voting in reply to rutty_uk #
- Like all good Stalinist regimes the revisionist history of Gordon Brown kicks in quickly except they're not actually trying to brush him out #
- Brown, Campbell, Mandy & Balls, sent a message straight away "we don't want a deal" – http://bit.ly/8YdMme #
- Is Joey Belladonna trying for more comebacks than Frank Sinatra? #
- It's nice to know British telly is going to keep Lembit Opik in the style which he has become custom to #
- What happens in the by-election for Gordon's seat do the Cons and Dums fight each other or do a tag-team job? #
- Gordon Brown to stay as an MP, he really is the Labour version of Ted Heath. #
- @osc_pro Think that's about all he did with her or she would have snapped in two. in reply to osc_pro #
- Poshboys Cameron and Clegg who will get the soggy biscuit? #
- @osc_pro 😀 the spare in reply to osc_pro #
- Straight flush and the bastards just call #
- RT: @SkyNewsBreak: John Terry is doubt for the World Cup after he was taken to hospital with a foot injury – Come on in Michael Dawson #COYS #
- Exclusive picture of John Terry's foot injury – http://bit.ly/bAISPk #
- @yawnerddn Funny that cos I was gonna ask you your date of birth the other day. in reply to yawnerddn #
- @yawnerddn When they life begins at they don't mean… 40 😉 in reply to yawnerddn #
- 204119 tracks played, 204115 of them Van Halen Panama ????? – the other 4 ???????????? – http://bit.ly/dAZGn9 #
- Apparently Ed Miliband "speaks human" which is good for an eye-ball licking visitor from another planet. #
- Will Steve McClaren tell his players at Wolfsburg "for you ze game iz over" when he subs them? #
- @yawnerddn Some of this might be a bit close to home for ya – Newcastlol – http://bit.ly/9sbWGT 😉 #
- I subscribed to jhspedals's channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/jh…..=autoshare #
- @thespursweb Overjoyed would be an understatement. in reply to thespursweb #
- I love Exile On Main Street but is it better than Let It Bleed? I don't know. #
- In fact it's a gas… #
- Only 3rd at last night's RNA quiz, a disgrace, though one member missing and then found we woz robbed of points. Not happy. #
- @RedAntiques David is jug eared, Ed is bug eyed, this could help you – http://bit.ly/boPLlI in reply to RedAntiques #
- @RedAntiques Phrases that would mean something completely different a few years back in reply to RedAntiques #
- @GloryGloryCoUk No body remembers the 5th man on the moon or the 6th up Everest. 1st is the only one that counts. Now who did it first? in reply to GloryGloryCoUk #
- @RedAntiques Oh and of coursel one of 'em is a Woolwich Wanderer glory hunter in reply to RedAntiques #
- You don't have to be a useless retard to work for the FA. But it helps. #
- Poor old Charlie Kennedy, not getting as many TV shows since everyone's forgotten about him. Isn't there a "celeb" sobering up show on 5. #