- Nobody should get any kind of child benefit, you want a fucking sprog you pay for it, it's not my responsibility. #
- Looks like you really wanted to win that auction, 8 unanswered bids, just a tad desperate for it. #
- So if one parent earns £44k then no benefit but if both earn £43,999.99 for a combined £87,999.98 then they do get state handouts. #
- Anybody wish Spurs had got Joe Cole now? #COYS #THFC #
- Kevin Davies & Darren Bent – now there's a strike force to strike fear into the hearts of all other nations. #
- Joe Cole & Shaun Wright-Phillips – what was that Fabio said about only picking those in form? #
- Glen Johnson destroyed by Blackpool – England's number 1 rightback! #
- Why isn't Firefox placing the fixed footer in relation to the body and not the above section??? #
- 8.9% still using IE6, bastards. #
- Are Europe going to do a Monty and choke with victory in sight? #
- Will someone please tell sportsmen about the word DID. #
- Dear USA, that's how you celebrate, when the competition is actually won. #
- Finally got round to listening to Plant's Band Of Joy – quite like it. #
- If you've got enough money to pay Rupert Murdoch to have one of his satellite dishes on your house then you don't deserve state handouts. #
- @JimBobOH 😀 very true in reply to JimBobOH #
- That browser detection plugin now works – this could seriously help with site styling. #
- Kingdom Come, I believe I spent some dirhams on their debut album, if it wasn't for we7 don't think I would have listened to them since. #
- @yawnerddn Don't give me that "electro" rubbish, that sir is an acoustic, 'orrible thing, spawn of happy clappies & hippies, I feel sick… in reply to yawnerddn #
- @yawnerddn Claptout schmaptout…he never had to build one of the bastards, bloody snappy thin wood…mutter mutter mutter…dark room calls in reply to yawnerddn #
- Excuse me I just have to play Bad Company riffs #
- New version of the 10:10 campaign video – now I do find this funny – http://bit.ly/9HeCmM – wonder how long this will last up there. #
- Red Sux buying them is just another reason to dislike Liverpool, still they're already 20 years into the 86 years without the title. #
- @yawnerddn Yes, why? in reply to yawnerddn #
- @yawnerddn I was just formulating my "reaction" on another outlet 😉 in reply to yawnerddn #
- @yawnerddn Cheers, how do you shay… ah the FA the gift that keeps on giving. in reply to yawnerddn #
- Tonight the monkey dies… #
- The Red Sux buying the Scouse does this mean they'll drop "You'll Never Walk Alone" for "Sweet Caroline" a song about an 11 year old girl? #
- Another bloody jury service call up… third bloody time… is there no one else around here eligible, getting bloody ridiculous this. #
- Look at that cdwow a pre-ordered CD that arrives 2 days after it's release not over a month later. #
- @yawnerddn It looks like everyone else round here must have a conviction for something, probably just to get out of jury duty. in reply to yawnerddn #
- @chris_waddle How do you say – shay it ain't sho in reply to chris_waddle #
- Transferring DVR recording to PC picture washed out and on laptop no sound, through old VCR perfect, bleeding typical. #
- Hey! Who turned off the lights? #
- Must remember to not pick players on a bye week when changing my NFL fantasy team. #
- Why does Twitter tell me to follow people I've slagged off in tweets? #
- Fanny Street – http://bit.ly/csLg9N #
- @yawnerddn I don't know how many times I must have been past that street and never knew it's name. in reply to yawnerddn #
- @yawnerddn I'm surprised they allow 'em these days. in reply to yawnerddn #
- @vallium_towers Yeah saw a report on that, not in the Mail of course 😉 in reply to vallium_towers #
- In Mo we trust #
- NESV want to replace Woy with Jurgen Klinsmann, meet the new boss, same as the old boss… #
- Glen Johnson is learning Spanish for a move to Madrid, wonder if he'll master the language before he masters the art of defending. #
- Ah memories, coming back from uni open day blasting new bought Judas Priest album, much to puzzlement of god bothering beardy teacher. #
- One thing you can say about the Labour shadow cabinet – there'll be a lot of chattering around the dinner table. #
- Sadiq Khan – Shadow Justice Secretary – how did that fraud investigation of him by the Met go? #
- @yawnerddn There you go, slightly used but a snip at £150 – http://bit.ly/9MWJjX – 😉 #
- @yawnerddn Wonder what the Marshall would go for, what with it being vintage 😉 in reply to yawnerddn #
- @yawnerddn non-master valve, probably go for a bit now 😀 in reply to yawnerddn #
- @aidanrad He's only got the McClown and Allardyce to beat and the FA will still screw it up. in reply to aidanrad #
- @yawnerddn ah, the reason so much gear is sold. in reply to yawnerddn #
- From W.A.S.P. to Solomon Burke, R.I.P. big fella #
- Dawn French as Dr. Who, I know the Tardis is deceptively big on the inside but it can't be that big. #