Francois Hollande picked the right day to visit
The Tour. It's not Le Tour de France any more it's The Tour of France. With Bradley Wiggins in yellow and Mark Cavendish winning Britain's fifth stage. read the rest of this rubbish
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Is the fat lady backstage
gargling waiting for her appearance? Was that grin on the face of Bradley Wiggins as he crossed the finish line 3rd on stage 17 an indication she should be singing very shortly? read the rest of this rubbish
Allez Tommy
part deux. A classic case of deja-vu on stage 16 of the 2012 Tour de France, as Thomas Voeckler storms the second last day in the Pyrenees. read the rest of this rubbish
Every rest day in Le Tour
a rider is done for drugs. This time round it comes as a shock when announced last years 3rd placed rider Frank Schleck had failed a drugs test. read the rest of this rubbish
Le Tour: End of part
deux. Where were we? Oh that's right Tommy had just won the first stage after the last rest day and Bradley Wiggins was rocking the yellow jersey. read the rest of this rubbish
Keef’s teef
what happened there then. Keith Richards doesn't look right with bright white perfect gnashers. It's not rock and or roll. read the rest of this rubbish
Allez Tommy
Voeckler. After last years heroic efforts by Thomas Voeckler in the Tour de France it was great to see him beat his injuries and win stage 10 of this year's race. read the rest of this rubbish
Le Tour: End of part
one. While the nation and the mass media obsess about a gurning, crybaby Scottish loser Britain is excelling yet again in a Grand Tour, with Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome in the Tour de France. read the rest of this rubbish
RIP Eric Sykes
it should have been Sir Eric. A national disgrace that Eric Sykes who entertained the country through eight decades has died without such recognition. read the rest of this rubbish
André Villas-Boas! Didn’t see that
coming!! In one of the worst kept secrets in football, Spurs finally announce André Villas-Boas as the new head coach and the media can't wait to stick the boot in. read the rest of this rubbish