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Posted on June 19, 2024

Thank you Turkey and Georgia for providing an antidote to

the sterile dull football on show. Georgia’s first excursion into finals football saw them unluckily beaten 3-1 by Turkey in by far the best and most entertaining match of Euro 2024 so far and probably a time to come. OK I have to admit, sitting down to watch Turkey versus Georgia looked like a chore, […] read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 13, 2023

The Jocks talked themselves up but still needed England

to score for them. Another dismal display of back passing saw England amble past a Jock side that were full of themselves but found their ceiling in a dull friendly. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 7, 2022

Eddie Jones owns yet another defeat

with dismal team management. In keeping up his dismal record in recent games against the Jocks, Eddie Jones became the first England coach to lose back to back Calcutta Cups in 38 years and he owns it all. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 21, 2021

Pundits bemused by dull England being as dull as

the dullard Southgate. England's bore-feast in the Battle of Britain as they struggled to get a draw with the goalless Jocks saw the media in a state of befuddlement, so much that you wonder if they actually watch the games. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 10, 2020

But weren’t Wales supposed to win

the Grand Slam. England put the tin lid on Wales's Six Nations campaign with a comprehensive victory, in which the final scoreline completely flattered the Taffs. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 25, 2020

Listening to Bono will do that to you

thankfully for England. Can't be many who saw that coming as England destroyed Ireland's Grand Slam and Triple Crown hopes in a display we hadn't seen from the home side so far in the Six Nations. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 18, 2019

Drawing with the Jocks is still a sacking offence

Eddie. It was a sacking offence losing to them when Andy Robinson was coach, it was a sacking offence to draw with them when Martin Johnson was coach, it's a sacking offence to coach England to a loss then a draw with them, Eddie Jones. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 22, 2018

Can England go one further than the last time

they were this bad? For only the third time since the competition expanded to the Six Nations, England ended up losing three games, this years competition has echos of the one in 2006, which a year later brought a World Cup final. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 27, 2018

Losing to the Jocks used to be a sacking

offence. For all the games England have won under Eddie Jones, the weekend performance in their loss to Scotland was so abysmal I would be tempted to give him his marching orders. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 9, 2017

England on the slow train to

Russia. With qualification in the bag, England could go out in their final group game uninhabited and entertain the fans in a feast of football. read the rest of this rubbish

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