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Posted on October 14, 2024

It was just like having Southgate

in charge. After the Greek debacle, Lee Carsley went full Southgate for England's latest soporific struggle against the might of Finland, for an undeserved 3-1 victory in their latest Nations League game. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 11, 2024

Continuity Southgate has blown it after only three games

but he's still the easy option for the F.A. Plastic Paddy Carsley had a right mare as he became the first England manager to lose to Greece, thanks to his absolutely clueless managerial decisions from start to end, this was even worse than Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 10, 2024

Even when Southgate gets something right… he gets

so much wrong it doesn't matter. England couldn't have a more fitting send off for the Euros than losing their last warm up game to Iceland in yet another inept performance from players but mostly from Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 25, 2024

Come on Jim Ratcliffe… help us out

come and get your man Southgate. Another Southgate borefest saw more vitriol piled on the clueless dolt as his side lost to a Brazil side that won't go down as the most memorable in their footballing history. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on April 1, 2021

Southgate is still dull, clueless and

lucky. Another qualifying campaign and it's the same old same old from Southgate's England, him and they are nothing if not predicable. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 15, 2019

England look more like a team

without Sterling. England secured qualification for Euro 2020 with a simple seven goal victory over modest opposition, Montenegro, thanks to a Harry Kane hat-trick and the team playing like a team. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 12, 2019

But we were told Southgate and Sterling were going to lead England

to the promised land. Isn't that how it was supposed to go in the Nations League finals... breeze past the Dutch then walk off with gold in the final, not scrape by with a bronze medal for third place after a penalty shhot-out. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 16, 2016

Beware the quiet man, he’ll dull

you into submission. It, unfortunately, looks like not even England's clutching of a draw from the jaws of victory against Spain in his final audition will prevent the F.A. hiring Gareth Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish

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