England’s World Cup exit was so
predictable. Yes, I wanna say I told you so and no I don't wanna join in with all the happy clappers who are satisfied with this, no I don't think they're all heroes. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: Jordan Henderson
England survive ITV, Southgate, shithousing and
penalties. England managed to do what they'd never done before, win a penalty shoot-out in the World Cup, along with something they rarely do, win “live and exclusive on ITV” as they put out a dirty Colombia to advance to the quarter final. read the rest of this rubbish
Can England survive
Southgate. England's World Cup opener against Tunisia went exactly as expected and showed again the only thing that will really hamper their chances is the manager. read the rest of this rubbish
They’re getting overexcited about England
again. All the talk about being realistic about England in the World Cup is completely forgotten once they didn't completely suck for 45 minutes in their warm up against Nigeria, even when they suck for the second half. read the rest of this rubbish
Southgate is still a dullard but that squad was a
bit of a surprise. England manager Gareth Southgate released the 23 names in his World Cup squad and for some unknown reason he's actually done what previous managers have all promised but failed to do, for the most part. read the rest of this rubbish
After all those years of England wanting to play like the Dutch
they've finally got their wish. Years of envious looks from England over the channel to the Netherlands, only slightly broken up by one glorious night in 1996, ended as both side look similarly dull and second rate. read the rest of this rubbish
England on the slow train to
Russia. With qualification in the bag, England could go out in their final group game uninhabited and entertain the fans in a feast of football. read the rest of this rubbish
So far, so good, so what, so
Southgate. England fulfilled their usual role of an unbeaten schlep through an easy qualifying group, with another performance to hint at finals humiliation. read the rest of this rubbish
Nobody could enjoy watching
this England play. Led by the dullard in chief, Gareth Southgate, what else should we expect from a team except a tedious exercise in doing nowt but infuriating those watching. read the rest of this rubbish
Beware the quiet man, he’ll dull
you into submission. It, unfortunately, looks like not even England's clutching of a draw from the jaws of victory against Spain in his final audition will prevent the F.A. hiring Gareth Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish