The transfer window… a quick bang followed by
a slow whimper. So another transfer window of promise has ended without that promise fulfilled... it's the hope that kills you. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: Spurs
A point is about all you can take
from that. Another lacklustre performance from Spurs saw them maintain their unbeaten start to the season but fail to inspire, as they looked more likely to hand Wet Spam a victory in their cup final. read the rest of this rubbish
When will Spurs get out of second gear
this season? Another game where Spurs didn't need to get into third, as they beat newly promoted Nottingham Forest, who seemed unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo. read the rest of this rubbish
This had the feel of a Spurs victory under
Nuno. One of those lacklustre performances, rescued by a Kane goal, saw Spurs back up to second place in the league after beating winless Wolves, all a bit Nunoish. read the rest of this rubbish
Flouncing, hair, handbags… it’s a man’s
game. The second “Battle of the Bridge” didn't have so much riding on it, wasn't quite so ferocious, the team form on the day was reversed and though the result was the same the ending was better. read the rest of this rubbish
And Spurs are back in the
room. Well, the Premier League kicked off with an in the end comfortable route of Southampton that put Spurs top of the table for the week at least. read the rest of this rubbish
Conte and Paratici getting business
done. Croatian international Ivan Perisic signed for Spurs on a free transfer, after his contract with Italian giants Inter Milan ran out. read the rest of this rubbish
The most Spursy of situations
didn't go Spursy. Final game of the season, away to a team already relegated, with Tim Krul in goal, needing only to avoid defeat to clinch fourth spot and Champions League football for next season, what could possibly go wrong. read the rest of this rubbish
It would have been better if Dyche was still
the Burnley boss, but it'll do. Spurs survived the short turnaround and the early kick off to eventually see off the Burnley Bumpkins thanks to a penalty that the Burnley fans should have been grateful for. read the rest of this rubbish
Crying off the original fixture date
didn't do 'em any good. ARSEnal might as well have been honest that they were scared to play the original fixture and face the forfeit, which would have been the same 3-0 result, instead of pretending they had a Covid problem. read the rest of this rubbish