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Posted on July 8, 2024

Are you not entertained… how could you not

be? Southgate's England advanced to the Euro semi-final after one of the most boring one all draws you'll ever see, against a dull Switzerland side thanks to one of the worst penalties you'll see a professional player take. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 12, 2019

But we were told Southgate and Sterling were going to lead England

to the promised land. Isn't that how it was supposed to go in the Nations League finals... breeze past the Dutch then walk off with gold in the final, not scrape by with a bronze medal for third place after a penalty shhot-out. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 20, 2018

Can England win the international Carabao

Cup? After defeating Croatia in their final Nations League game, England topped the group so head to Portugal next summer to play a semi-final, can they finally win something, no matter how small it is? read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 12, 2018

England don’t lose football game

shocker. Gareth Southgate luckily managed to not become the first England manager to lose four games in a row as his side squeaked a friendly victory over Switzerland. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 29, 2018

Did England win by losing or did they just

bugger it up again? England's last group game, against Belgium, was the one neither wanted to lose, while neither wanted to win either, England managed the latter. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 11, 2015

The record was only going to be broken by

..penalties. In his attempt to surpass Bobby Charlton as record goal scorer for England, Wayne Rooney had to be handed the easiest way to do so with a couple of penalties, that sum him up these days. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 9, 2014

Forget what you saw England are again world beaters

under the messiah Roy. A rather standard response that every is great and we can forget the past after another poor performance sees England beat a hopeless Swiss side in what should be their toughest Euro qualifier. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 4, 2014

England’s great new future has that same stale whiff of

impending failure. There's new faces, exciting prospects, but it's the same old dried up leader and the same old inadequacies that saw them scrape past an even younger and even worse Norwegian side in front of one man and his dog. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 14, 2014

It was quite apt that Jermaine Jenas was at White Hart Lane

analysing that game on TV. In another dimwitted, insipid performance losing 3-1 at home to Benfica in the last 16 of the Europa League, Spurs put in a Jenasesque performance. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 15, 2013

Lose, draw and

win. A Tweet went out last night shortly after Spurs had lost 4-1 in the second leg of their last 16 Europa League tie away at Inter Milan, to draw 4-4 on aggregate and go through on away goals. read the rest of this rubbish

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