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Posted on October 14, 2024

It was just like having Southgate

in charge. After the Greek debacle, Lee Carsley went full Southgate for England's latest soporific struggle against the might of Finland, for an undeserved 3-1 victory in their latest Nations League game. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 11, 2024

What does Lee Carsley have to do

to get the job? Carsley followed up is debut 2-0 victory in the Nations League with another 2-0 victory in the Nations League, this time over the might of Finland, that again had moments but again had the same dullness and problems that Southgate's England had. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 26, 2024

Southgate decided to show ’em… if you think that was bad

take a look at this. Southgate’s England put in another Southgate England performance as they drew nil nil with the might of Slovenia a country more interested in skiing and cycling, which saw England top the worst group at the tournament. And of course in topping this group it means the knockout stages will work […] read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 4, 2024

How can anyone watch Southgate’s England

repeatedly be this dull and still think they're Euro favourites? England scraped out a 3-0 victory in Newcastle over the might of Bosnia-Herzegovina, needing a penalty, a miss hit cross and a Harry Kane tap in against the 74th ranked team in the world. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 21, 2023

People are starting to see what a fraud Southgate

is. As Gareth Southgate's England required an own goal to draw with North Macedonia, one was reminded on Wales losing to West Samoa in the '91 World Cup... and thank god we weren't playing the whole of Macedonia. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 17, 2023

Southgate’s England continue their overhyped

borefest. As we were told that this proves Gareth Southgate is the right man for the job a voice popped up saying “you'd have a better night with toothache” as they bored their way to a victory over the might of... Malta. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 6, 2022

Southgate has really moulded this England in his own image

slow, dull and predictable. Southgate's England got off to a flying start with their first loss to Hungary in 60 years, after a clueless display of backward passing. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 16, 2021

And with that the F.A. will lumber us with more

Southgate. A couple of walk overs against poor teams to get out of a weak group, where England didn't exactly play well, will see Southgate double his salary when no one else wants him. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 6, 2021

The only thing Southgate’s England do with speed and intent

is stop and pass backwards. England ground out their standard cookie cutter struggle of a game against the might of Andorra to get four goals that glossed over an awful display that made you want to fly paper planes. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 3, 2021

ITV say England aren’t a class team

while England prove they're not wrong. England's first warm up match, a one nil win over a very poor Austria, for the Euros was a god awful 90 minutes full of the usual failings which won't improve when Southgate puts his favourites in. read the rest of this rubbish

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