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Posted on June 3, 2016

Roy Hodgson is the new Keggy Keegle

the irony. A.K.A. Defenders? We don't need no stinkin' defenders... Roy Hodgson makes a mess of the England squad and their tactics in the last warm up game before Euro 2016 against Portugal. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on May 30, 2016

Roy is still dithering

when it's obvious to everyone else. The fact that Roy Hodgson is still dithering over which striker to take to Euro 2016 shows that the biggest factor in any England failure this summer will be Roy. Can we drop him from the 23? read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 13, 2015

This’ll be where Roy’s 100%

ends. Roy Hodgson's England completed their 100% run through Euro 2016 qualifying with a three nil victory over the might of Lithuania. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 11, 2015

The record was only going to be broken by

..penalties. In his attempt to surpass Bobby Charlton as record goal scorer for England, Wayne Rooney had to be handed the easiest way to do so with a couple of penalties, that sum him up these days. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 11, 2015

And we’re back with a

whimper. Spurs started off the new Premier League season off in a fitting style, after an exceptionally unexciting off-season this game was the perfect match. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 15, 2015

It’s a good job Roy is only about

the results. It is after all a result based business and that's what Roy's England managed against Slovenia to go unbeaten in qualification in the season after that miserable World Cup. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 11, 2015

If that was Andy Townsend’s final game

it was very fitting. A lot of people thought the Champions League final was Townsend's farewell so were surprised when he turned up for England's trip to Ireland. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 30, 2015

Who writes Harry Kane’s

scripts. After Harry Kane scored his first senior goal for England 79 seconds into his debut, after three touches, you wonder who writing his scripts, but you know it ain't Roy. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 19, 2014

And sent them homeward, tae laugh

again. The Jocks are consoling themselves that the game against the Auld Enemy didn't count for anything, it's the Euros that really matter, but it doesn't half make them look bad being outclassed and beaten by Roy's mob. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 17, 2014

“Oh, don’t sing for this

rubbish”. That was the plaintive cry from one viewer as the Wembley crowd sang their delight at another insipid performance by England as they won yet another Euro 2016 qualifier, this time over Slovenia. read the rest of this rubbish

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