The match nobody wants to play in
except one team did on the day. England ended their World Cup campaign with another limp performance against a better team, one that wanted to finish third as they lost 2-0 to Belgium. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: World Cup 2018
England’s World Cup exit was so
predictable. Yes, I wanna say I told you so and no I don't wanna join in with all the happy clappers who are satisfied with this, no I don't think they're all heroes. read the rest of this rubbish
England survive ITV, Southgate, shithousing and
penalties. England managed to do what they'd never done before, win a penalty shoot-out in the World Cup, along with something they rarely do, win “live and exclusive on ITV” as they put out a dirty Colombia to advance to the quarter final. read the rest of this rubbish
Did England win by losing or did they just
bugger it up again? England's last group game, against Belgium, was the one neither wanted to lose, while neither wanted to win either, England managed the latter. read the rest of this rubbish
Model citizen… zero discipline
Panama. In a wholly unexpected turn of events, England thumped the minnows of Panama to win their second group game running at this World Cup, beating all kinds of English records in the process. read the rest of this rubbish
Can England survive
Southgate. England's World Cup opener against Tunisia went exactly as expected and showed again the only thing that will really hamper their chances is the manager. read the rest of this rubbish
Italy go Dutch
on a night out with England. A similar performance a similar result from England in their friendly against Italy, another team that failed to make it to the World Cup. read the rest of this rubbish
After all those years of England wanting to play like the Dutch
they've finally got their wish. Years of envious looks from England over the channel to the Netherlands, only slightly broken up by one glorious night in 1996, ended as both side look similarly dull and second rate. read the rest of this rubbish
England on the slow train to
Russia. With qualification in the bag, England could go out in their final group game uninhabited and entertain the fans in a feast of football. read the rest of this rubbish
So far, so good, so what, so
Southgate. England fulfilled their usual role of an unbeaten schlep through an easy qualifying group, with another performance to hint at finals humiliation. read the rest of this rubbish