Ozzy wants a new guitarist

and it could be you.

A wanted ad has been posted on Ozzy’s official site –

Ozzy is looking for a guitar player to write his next studio album with. This is your big chance! All interested parties should send a package showcasing their guitar skills to:

Ozzy Osbourne Guitar Player
P.O. Box 5249
Beverly Hills, CA 90209

Yup Ozzy Osbourne is looking for someone to follow in the footsteps of Randy Rhoads, Jake E. Lee and Zakk Wylde. But you don’t have to be the flashiest kid in town just the right one.

When I audition guitar players, I go, ‘I don’t want to know how fast you can play, I don’t want to know if you can stand on your head and play it through your butt, or whatever – just give me a riff that’ll make a kid want to go out and buy a guitar,’ Simple, but effective – how more simple can you get than ‘You Really Got Me’? Just go (sings opening guitar part). Ozzy Osbourne

Though who knws when all this will take place as Sharon has said they are taking a break for a couple of years, with a bit of travelling and spending time in New Zealand. Whilst also talking about her boob job.

7 Replies to “Ozzy wants a new guitarist”

  1. I have sent in my demo package to Ozzy. You can check out my band site and listen to some audio samples at http://www.atomicfunk.net
    I will be putting up a 4 minute video guitar solo to Atomic Funk site shortly. Please give me some feedback. There are some recordings we did at a live show but am not !00% happy with my sound that night as it is a little cleaner than I was going for. They are all covers. I have a large collection of originals as well but not with this band. The style of my originals would be a good fit for Ozzy.

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