and this is how he repays me!!!
I even paid his legal fees when he molested my nephew…
Jockeys at tomorrow’s race meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.
McDonald’s are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger. 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts. …Er or was it a five-year old wiener?