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Posted on September 9, 2024

The F.A.’s new man is just like the last one

nothing has really changed. Far too many people were getting over excited about Lee Carsley's debut game as manager, seeing a 2-0 victory over a nothing Ireland side as some great new beginning, when in reality nothing much had changed. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on April 1, 2024

Can we have more of that second half

and less of that first half please. Ange made a shocking move which led to Spurs managing to overcome relegation fodder Luton after another unsurprising first half of ineptitude but will he learn from it because he hasn't previously. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 20, 2023

Only Southgate’s England could make a 7-0 victory

tediously soporific. Somehow Southgate's England managed to rack up 7 against the might of North Macedonia, while keeping to the Southgate tropes of passing backwards and boring people to death. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 19, 2023

Luka Modric will have to wait for that international trophy

he'll have to console himself with all those other ones. Spain beat Croatia in the Nations League final, on penalties, after a goalless that told that last few cup finals over the last couple of weeks to “hold my beer” with another borefest. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on January 28, 2016

The Gallowgate end is a big target for

Andros Townsend to hit. After sixteen years, fifty league games, three whole goals, numerous loan deals, and even more shots ballooning into the crowd Andros Townsend has moved on to Newcastle for 12 million quid. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 19, 2015

The five million pound

kid. After a man of the match performance against France for England to follow up the one against Woolwich, Dele Alli will have Daniel Levy hearing cash register noises. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 15, 2015

It’s a good job Roy is only about

the results. It is after all a result based business and that's what Roy's England managed against Slovenia to go unbeaten in qualification in the season after that miserable World Cup. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on April 1, 2015

England’s midfield trigger Carlton Palmer

flashbacks. Roy Hodgson went wild and crazy with his experimental team selection for England's friendly against Italy and somehow came up with a side duller than usual. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 23, 2015

We’re gonna need a bigger

wallpaper. It has to be said over two league games Leicester haven't had the greatest luck against Spurs, as they almost blew another one at the Lane. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 16, 2015

One sideways pass too

far. Spurs' trip to Old Trafford saw 30 minutes where progress met reality, Spurs' reality, where everyone from top to bottom got it wrong and they paid the price. read the rest of this rubbish

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