The match nobody wants to play in
except one team did on the day. England ended their World Cup campaign with another limp performance against a better team, one that wanted to finish third as they lost 2-0 to Belgium. read the rest of this rubbish
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England’s World Cup exit was so
predictable. Yes, I wanna say I told you so and no I don't wanna join in with all the happy clappers who are satisfied with this, no I don't think they're all heroes. read the rest of this rubbish
England survive ITV, Southgate, shithousing and
penalties. England managed to do what they'd never done before, win a penalty shoot-out in the World Cup, along with something they rarely do, win “live and exclusive on ITV” as they put out a dirty Colombia to advance to the quarter final. read the rest of this rubbish
Model citizen… zero discipline
Panama. In a wholly unexpected turn of events, England thumped the minnows of Panama to win their second group game running at this World Cup, beating all kinds of English records in the process. read the rest of this rubbish
Can England survive
Southgate. England's World Cup opener against Tunisia went exactly as expected and showed again the only thing that will really hamper their chances is the manager. read the rest of this rubbish
At least one England player showed he wanted
in the team. In the last warm up game for England before the World Cup starts next week, only Marcus Rashford really put his hand up and said to Southgate “pick me”... but will he. read the rest of this rubbish
They’re getting overexcited about England
again. All the talk about being realistic about England in the World Cup is completely forgotten once they didn't completely suck for 45 minutes in their warm up against Nigeria, even when they suck for the second half. read the rest of this rubbish
Italy go Dutch
on a night out with England. A similar performance a similar result from England in their friendly against Italy, another team that failed to make it to the World Cup. read the rest of this rubbish
Lads, it’s Tottenham
where's the bus? With his side two down against Spurs, Jose Mourinho departed early in the first half, no doubt desperately searching for the bus he'd ordered that hadn't turned up. read the rest of this rubbish
When it ain’t going for ya, it ain’t going for
ya. In a week when other teams around them are playing bad and getting lucky, Spurs just can't catch a break, while being awful. read the rest of this rubbish