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Posted on June 9, 2025

Is Herr Southgate even worse than

the real thing? Continuity England yet again struggled in their World Cup Qualifier against the might of Andorra, with their worst ever result against the minnows, just 1-0, in an awful game, with inept performances all-round, from players and management. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on April 4, 2025

How many losses is enough for Levy

to rid us of this fraud? Ange's Spurs 16th league loss of the season, saw them go down one nil to a recently up and down Chelsea, in another clueless display of looking uncoached, while Ange's thin skin showed again. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on December 9, 2024

Poor Ange… impassively outcoached

yet again. It's strange seeing the happy clappies after Spurs latest capitulation debacle, claim that no blame can be attributed to Ange whatsoever as he impassively watched the Chelsea manager coach his side from being 2-0 down to winning 4-3. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 14, 2024

It was just like having Southgate

in charge. After the Greek debacle, Lee Carsley went full Southgate for England's latest soporific struggle against the might of Finland, for an undeserved 3-1 victory in their latest Nations League game. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 11, 2024

Continuity Southgate has blown it after only three games

but he's still the easy option for the F.A. Plastic Paddy Carsley had a right mare as he became the first England manager to lose to Greece, thanks to his absolutely clueless managerial decisions from start to end, this was even worse than Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 15, 2024

Southgate pressed repeat and his England repeated

all of Southgate’s failures. Yup, in every tournament as soon as Southgate meets a decent side, he loses, and so it was as England faced Spain in the Euro final, and lost, due to all of Southgate’s failings we’ve seen repeated over and over again. A half decent manager would have led England into the […] read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 11, 2024

Imagine if Southgate didn’t leave it until

the last second. Southgate's luck continued as England overcame an equally dull side, Holland, in the semi final of the Euros and so will face Spain, the only decent team they will play in the whole tournament. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 8, 2024

Are you not entertained… how could you not

be? Southgate's England advanced to the Euro semi-final after one of the most boring one all draws you'll ever see, against a dull Switzerland side thanks to one of the worst penalties you'll see a professional player take. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 1, 2024

Gareth Southgate is the Dopey Joe Biden

of football. And just like Dopey Joe the media are finally waking up to the fact Southgate is a vegetable but as their extra time victory over Slovakia shows his media mates are happy to let the result paper over the cracks. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 26, 2024

Southgate decided to show ’em… if you think that was bad

take a look at this. Southgate’s England put in another Southgate England performance as they drew nil nil with the might of Slovenia a country more interested in skiing and cycling, which saw England top the worst group at the tournament. And of course in topping this group it means the knockout stages will work […] read the rest of this rubbish

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