England don’t lose football game
shocker. Gareth Southgate luckily managed to not become the first England manager to lose four games in a row as his side squeaked a friendly victory over Switzerland. read the rest of this rubbish
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If England can’t find one opener, how can they find
two? The not unexpected news that England opener and ex-captain, Alastair Cook, has announced his retirement from international duty at the end of the current summer, gives the selectors a headache. read the rest of this rubbish
Gareth Southgate still hindering
England. As Gareth Southgate announces his first post World Cup squad yet again an England manager comes in saying one thing and pretty much does the exact opposite. read the rest of this rubbish
And they can’t even use August to have a go
at Spurs now. Last year it was Spurs couldn't win at Wembley, when that was put to bed all was left was Harry Kane being unable to score in August. He did so at Wembley in the victory over Fulham. read the rest of this rubbish
Jimmy Anderson only has himself to blame
for dropped slip catches. England dropped a couple of what looked like at the time very costly slip catches in the first test match against India, luckily they didn't cost England the win they might actually have helped in the long run. read the rest of this rubbish
The match nobody wants to play in
except one team did on the day. England ended their World Cup campaign with another limp performance against a better team, one that wanted to finish third as they lost 2-0 to Belgium. read the rest of this rubbish
England’s World Cup exit was so
predictable. Yes, I wanna say I told you so and no I don't wanna join in with all the happy clappers who are satisfied with this, no I don't think they're all heroes. read the rest of this rubbish
England survive ITV, Southgate, shithousing and
penalties. England managed to do what they'd never done before, win a penalty shoot-out in the World Cup, along with something they rarely do, win “live and exclusive on ITV” as they put out a dirty Colombia to advance to the quarter final. read the rest of this rubbish
Did England win by losing or did they just
bugger it up again? England's last group game, against Belgium, was the one neither wanted to lose, while neither wanted to win either, England managed the latter. read the rest of this rubbish
Model citizen… zero discipline
Panama. In a wholly unexpected turn of events, England thumped the minnows of Panama to win their second group game running at this World Cup, beating all kinds of English records in the process. read the rest of this rubbish