The ramblings of a Toxic mind…
for goalkeepers? For all their stamping down on time wasting in football and adding time on at the end, whatever happened to the law that the keeper can only keep hold of the ball for 6 seconds? read the rest of this rubbish
as Wembley. England's two games at Wembley were a pair of standard Southgate boreathons, that saw them bore Australia and Italy to wins, the latter to seal qualifications for Euro '24. read the rest of this rubbish
to score for them. Another dismal display of back passing saw England amble past a Jock side that were full of themselves but found their ceiling in a dull friendly. read the rest of this rubbish
is having to listen to pundits talk the rubbish up like you have just witnessed it with your own eyes. England's football and rugby team held a “hold my beer” competition on Sunday to see who could pit in the dullest, predictable, performance. Both were really lucky in the opposition also took part. read the rest of this rubbish
but not much. Stuart Broad ended his cricketing career with a six and the winning wicket, it could only have been better if the victory sealed or emphasised a victorious Ashes series, instead of just making sure the Aussies didn't win. read the rest of this rubbish
or they'd be two up in the Ashes. Amongst the usual Aussie whinging and cheating, Bazball has been entertaining but found wanting when it really matters, in actually winning the Ashes, as England now have to win all three remaining tests. read the rest of this rubbish
tediously soporific. Somehow Southgate's England managed to rack up 7 against the might of North Macedonia, while keeping to the Southgate tropes of passing backwards and boring people to death. read the rest of this rubbish
borefest. As we were told that this proves Gareth Southgate is the right man for the job a voice popped up saying “you'd have a better night with toothache” as they bored their way to a victory over the might of... Malta. read the rest of this rubbish
tedious? Southgate's England put in another dullard performance against a team who had nothing to offer, as they beat Ukraine just 2-0, when it could have been so much more entertaining. read the rest of this rubbish
except the destination was victory. England somehow got their first victory in Italy for over 60 years, with another two half performance and over hyped insipid display of tedious back passing from Southgate's favourites. read the rest of this rubbish