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Posted on July 16, 2024

Gareth Southgate’s England summed up in 16 seconds

thankfully now ended. Finally in some good news Gareth Southgate has resigned as England manager after another final failure that was helped on by his dullard management. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 15, 2024

Southgate pressed repeat and his England repeated

all of Southgate’s failures. Yup, in every tournament as soon as Southgate meets a decent side, he loses, and so it was as England faced Spain in the Euro final, and lost, due to all of Southgate’s failings we’ve seen repeated over and over again. A half decent manager would have led England into the […] read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 11, 2024

Imagine if Southgate didn’t leave it until

the last second. Southgate's luck continued as England overcame an equally dull side, Holland, in the semi final of the Euros and so will face Spain, the only decent team they will play in the whole tournament. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 8, 2024

Are you not entertained… how could you not

be? Southgate's England advanced to the Euro semi-final after one of the most boring one all draws you'll ever see, against a dull Switzerland side thanks to one of the worst penalties you'll see a professional player take. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 1, 2024

Gareth Southgate is the Dopey Joe Biden

of football. And just like Dopey Joe the media are finally waking up to the fact Southgate is a vegetable but as their extra time victory over Slovakia shows his media mates are happy to let the result paper over the cracks. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 26, 2024

Southgate decided to show ’em… if you think that was bad

take a look at this. Southgate’s England put in another Southgate England performance as they drew nil nil with the might of Slovenia a country more interested in skiing and cycling, which saw England top the worst group at the tournament. And of course in topping this group it means the knockout stages will work […] read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 21, 2024

There’s never a nadir to Southgate’s England

there's always a new depth. Well, England's second group game in Euro 2024, against Denmark was pretty much wash, rinse, repeat performance of going up and giving up. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 19, 2024

Thank you Turkey and Georgia for providing an antidote to

the sterile dull football on show. Georgia’s first excursion into finals football saw them unluckily beaten 3-1 by Turkey in by far the best and most entertaining match of Euro 2024 so far and probably a time to come. OK I have to admit, sitting down to watch Turkey versus Georgia looked like a chore, […] read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 17, 2024

Southgate can’t stop himself going full

Southgate. England did their usual crap opening game for a tournament as they went all Southgate in beating Serbia with an early goal and then spending the rest of the game hanging on for dear life. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 21, 2023

People are starting to see what a fraud Southgate

is. As Gareth Southgate's England required an own goal to draw with North Macedonia, one was reminded on Wales losing to West Samoa in the '91 World Cup... and thank god we weren't playing the whole of Macedonia. read the rest of this rubbish

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