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Posted on March 25, 2024

Come on Jim Ratcliffe… help us out

come and get your man Southgate. Another Southgate borefest saw more vitriol piled on the clueless dolt as his side lost to a Brazil side that won't go down as the most memorable in their footballing history. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 21, 2023

People are starting to see what a fraud Southgate

is. As Gareth Southgate's England required an own goal to draw with North Macedonia, one was reminded on Wales losing to West Samoa in the '91 World Cup... and thank god we weren't playing the whole of Macedonia. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 13, 2023

The Jocks talked themselves up but still needed England

to score for them. Another dismal display of back passing saw England amble past a Jock side that were full of themselves but found their ceiling in a dull friendly. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 28, 2023

Why does Southgate make it so

tedious? Southgate's England put in another dullard performance against a team who had nothing to offer, as they beat Ukraine just 2-0, when it could have been so much more entertaining. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 24, 2023

Southgate’s luck took the usual route

except the destination was victory. England somehow got their first victory in Italy for over 60 years, with another two half performance and over hyped insipid display of tedious back passing from Southgate's favourites. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 22, 2022

England shine in their World Cup opener

for six moments. For knocking on two hours, in what seemed a lot longer, England and Iran fought to be the dullest side on the pitch but England managed to have six bright moments to Iran's two. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 27, 2022

England’s dead cat bounce lasted a few minutes

and Germany should be embarrassed. England finally managed to score from open play in their final, dead rubber, Nations League group game, as they came from behind to grab a draw from the jaws of victory against an equally clueless Germany. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 26, 2022

Some people have finally woken up to Southgate

and his dullards. Another timid Nations League defeat that sees England relegated from the top group has awoken some to what they've actually watched over the last few years not what they think they've watched. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 16, 2022

I see Southgate is picking those players that are playing and in form

again. Gareth Southgate's last England squad before the World Cup should dampen any expectations for victory in Qatar. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 13, 2022

Are you not entertained

is this not why you are here? Somehow after losing to Hungary, then scraping a draw against German, Southgate's England managed to be even worse in their nil nil draw at home to Italy. read the rest of this rubbish

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