You can stick your Aussie Rolf
..up your Harris. The only Ro(wl)f that should be allowed to do animal hospital shows on the telly is Rowlf the dog playing Dr. Bob. read the rest of this rubbish
Category: Media, TV & Film
Toxic ramblings about the media, TV and films.
You know when
you've been...well that would give the game away, which saying that has probably given the game away, anyway Beaker has something to say. read the rest of this rubbish
Today’s recipe is
more poultry. The Swdish chef will show you how to prepare roast turkey. Bork, bork, bork. read the rest of this rubbish
You can stick your F word
up your Ramsey, Gordon. Would anyone really want that fat tongued mockney, Oliver, spitting all over the food they were about to eat? There is only one chef that should be on the telly. Bork, bork, bork. read the rest of this rubbish
Old blue eyes didn’t get
his due yesterday. With my usual disgruntled post about Spurs and my congrats to Moose I forgot a post about Paul Newman who died aged 83. read the rest of this rubbish
Dragon’s Den
Toxic Web style. It's another one of those interweb deals that just seems to good to turn down. read the rest of this rubbish
R.I.P. The Snowman
The Guitar Man...Jerry Reed. I hadn't noticed the great guitar picker and actor died on Monday aged 71. read the rest of this rubbish
Whole lotta
naff. I can see why Jimmy Page would want to appear playing a classic Led Zeppelin track at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics but why agree to have that nobody caterwaul beside him. read the rest of this rubbish
What a muppet
just when you thought the Wally with the Brolly couldn't get worse...a new level of cretinism from the McClown. read the rest of this rubbish
Things that make you go
oh my god...he didn't just do that did he? While your whole body tenses up. And at the Chinese State Circus a young Shaolin warrior did just that. read the rest of this rubbish