Zombies: Everybody wants some
baby how about you? Zombies and great track from Van Halen's Women And Children First. You can't get romantic on a subway line, Conductor don't like it, says, 'You're wastin' your time'. read the rest of this rubbish
Category: Media, TV & Film
Toxic ramblings about the media, TV and films.
That’s the way I play
that's the way I get out. That's they way I help lose Tests matches. England got up to 435 against a not great Australian attack in the first innings of the Ashes, could have been so much better if Kevin Pietersen wasn't a clown. read the rest of this rubbish
Mock rock
that's what Whispering Bob thought back in '73. New York Dolls are still going, of course minus some original members, unlike some of the pretentious wankers, hunched over their acoustics, old Bob used enthuse over on The Old Grey Whistle Test. read the rest of this rubbish
Mrs Slocombe’s pussy
I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending. read the rest of this rubbish
I fund his surgery to turn him white
Adolf Hitler finds out about Michael Jackson's death and how it will effect his birthday celebrations. read the rest of this rubbish
The Michael Jackson dead factor
didn't take long to kick in. Thankfully no crashed site here, as with many others, probably because those that get to Toxic Web are illiterate and can't spell Micheal Jackson dead body movie clips. read the rest of this rubbish
Next year’s World Cup is going to be
unwatchable by this evidence. After tuning in to a bit of the Confederations Cup in South Africa it looks like next years World Cup could be a difficult to watch. read the rest of this rubbish
I have to admit I didn’t watch
the Cup final on Saturday. Thankfully Guus Hiddink is a man of his word and has headed back off to Russia though he should really be flying out to lead England in their World Cup qualifiers. read the rest of this rubbish
It’s your one way ticket to midnight
call it Heavy Metal...Baby won't you ride... Ride it until it explodes... Heavy Metal. Remember kids cheesing is bad mmkay. read the rest of this rubbish
Do they still repeat this episode of
Mork And Mindy. Exidor reveals that after trying all religions including Judaism, Punch And Judaism he now worships O.J. Simpson. read the rest of this rubbish