The ramblings of a Toxic mind…
but why don't they do it more often? England beating Mexico in the heat, humidity and height of the Azteca is something they'd never done, beating anyone there is something they'd never done. read the rest of this rubbish
the one half against Croatia is the exception. England have played four halves of football so far at this World Cup and the one decent half against Croatia is the outlier, the rest is just Tuchel's Southgate 2.0. read the rest of this rubbish
return. Thomas Tuchel's England squad for the World Cup is full of the usual suspects, sicknotes, the greedy, no creativity, just like past squads that'll fail as soon as they meet any quality. read the rest of this rubbish
his tenure. After almost not beating the might of Andorra, Thomas Tuchel became the first England manager to lose to an African, as they were soundly and deservedly beaten 3-1 by Senegal, in another dismal display. read the rest of this rubbish
but he's still the easy option for the F.A. Plastic Paddy Carsley had a right mare as he became the first England manager to lose to Greece, thanks to his absolutely clueless managerial decisions from start to end, this was even worse than Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish
to get the job? Carsley followed up is debut 2-0 victory in the Nations League with another 2-0 victory in the Nations League, this time over the might of Finland, that again had moments but again had the same dullness and problems that Southgate's England had. read the rest of this rubbish
all of Southgate’s failures. Yup, in every tournament as soon as Southgate meets a decent side, he loses, and so it was as England faced Spain in the Euro final, and lost, due to all of Southgate’s failings we’ve seen repeated over and over again. A half decent manager would have led England into the […] read the rest of this rubbish
the last second. Southgate's luck continued as England overcame an equally dull side, Holland, in the semi final of the Euros and so will face Spain, the only decent team they will play in the whole tournament. read the rest of this rubbish
be? Southgate's England advanced to the Euro semi-final after one of the most boring one all draws you'll ever see, against a dull Switzerland side thanks to one of the worst penalties you'll see a professional player take. read the rest of this rubbish
take a look at this. Southgate’s England put in another Southgate England performance as they drew nil nil with the might of Slovenia a country more interested in skiing and cycling, which saw England top the worst group at the tournament. And of course in topping this group it means the knockout stages will work […] read the rest of this rubbish