You ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever ... seen a grown man naked? Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium? Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: comedy
1970s ITV sitcoms
now have competition. Where once they were in a field of their own now the worst sitcoms ever put on our screens have probably got a new champion of crap. read the rest of this rubbish
Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?
Did she die in vain?...brave Hungarian peasant girl, she forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten. Is all this to be forgotten? read the rest of this rubbish
Not another Downfall parody
clip on teh interweb. The actor playing Adolf isn't happy about another Downfall parody clip appearing on teh interweb and he's got a plan. read the rest of this rubbish
Mrs Slocombe’s pussy
I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending. read the rest of this rubbish
I thought Scunthorpe were promoted
to the Championship not the Premiership. Errr. Mein Fuhrer...we've been relegated to the Championship...we're now in the fizzy pop league... read the rest of this rubbish
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt
and then it's just hilarious. I don't mean to sound cold, cruel of vicious...but I am so that's the way it comes out. It's 15 years since Bill Hicks died. read the rest of this rubbish
And those seven words
you can't say are. R.I.P. George Carlin, now click for some swearing and the destruction of organised religion. read the rest of this rubbish
Have we got a video
If anyone uses it to tape Ade Edmondson's new venture Teenage Kicks, I'm going to stick their head through the window! read the rest of this rubbish
Basil Brush
goes on Radio to defend himself against allegations of racism on his children's show. read the rest of this rubbish