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Posted on July 17, 2026

I hate to say I told you so but

the antidote to Southgate was always Southgate 2.0. It was like deja-vu all over again as England played on the front foot to get ahead but then dropped back as Tuchel lumped on defenders just inviting the 2-1 loss to Argentina. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 14, 2026

Tuchel was right about the performance of Tuchel’s England

but does he realise he's the reason? England's 2-1 victory over Norway in the World Cup quarter final was a meeting between two teams that are almost identical. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 8, 2026

See what happens when England do somethings right

but why don't they do it more often? England beating Mexico in the heat, humidity and height of the Azteca is something they'd never done, beating anyone there is something they'd never done. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 24, 2026

But that is the real Tuchel’s England

the one half against Croatia is the exception. England have played four halves of football so far at this World Cup and the one decent half against Croatia is the outlier, the rest is just Tuchel's Southgate 2.0. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 18, 2026

England’s best half under Tuchel

but that is the lowest of low bars. It was funny hearing the ITV commentator tell us how bad Croatia had been recently, listing all their losses and then tell us how difficult it is to beat Croatia are when England beat them. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 10, 2025

They’re doing that getting overexcited thing again

about England. Another two dull qualifiers and the pundits are wetting themselves over yet again another two Southgatesque performances, that saw them beat Andorra and Serbia. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 25, 2025

Tuchel is doing that repeating things

and expecting a different outcome thing already. Another Continuity Southgate display from Tuchel and his England side as they bored their way to another underwhelming victory over the might of Latvia. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 9, 2024

The F.A.’s new man is just like the last one

nothing has really changed. Far too many people were getting over excited about Lee Carsley's debut game as manager, seeing a 2-0 victory over a nothing Ireland side as some great new beginning, when in reality nothing much had changed. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on April 29, 2024

It was all very predictable and Spursy

and it wasn't really a thriller. Another Ange tactical masterclass in having the ball and doing nothing with it but passing for passing sake saw them lose the NLD without Arsenal having to actually do anything, while yet again coughing up goals from corners. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 3, 2021

Southgate’s dullards are back being dull

and predictable. The standard England qualifying games are back, with a struggle against a flat back 10 Hungary before racking up bit of a score, that again shows why England won't win anything once they qualify with ease. read the rest of this rubbish

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