The F.A. would be better off with Roland Rat
in charge. There'd be as much if not a better chance of England winning the 2022 World Cup than with Greg Dyke if yesterday's showing is anything to go by. Yeah! Rat fans!!! read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: England
England nearly pissed on Michael Clarke’s
chips. We were told what a courageous and innovative captain Australia had in Michael Clarke when he made his declaration at tea on Sunday. Courage was lost when England were about to win and was replaced by a hissy fit. read the rest of this rubbish
And sent him homeward to think
for the first time. It was fun the way England's ineptness gave the Jocks belief and hope for that to be shattered in a 3-2 defeat. read the rest of this rubbish
Tim Bresnan don’t get no
respect. Throughout the whole of this last Ashes test match the pundits told us Onions should have been picked instead of Tim Bresnan. What would have happened if they got their wish. read the rest of this rubbish
The rain won the Ashes
in Manchester, what are the chances? England sit here on Tuesday morning still holding the Ashes but they could quite easily be sitting there looking down the wrong end of a 2-1 deficit to the worst Aussie side since crying Kim's. read the rest of this rubbish
The worst Australian side we’ve ever
seen? The only way to improve this Aussie touring side is to get all the old blokes in the crowd and media boxes to don the baggy green cap and get back out on the pitch. read the rest of this rubbish
That must be really embarrassing for the Aussies
Ian Bell scoring a match winning ton. Never mind losing, that was somewhat expected, never mind the batting collapse, letting the arch bottler top score when it really mattered is something not many teams have ever done. read the rest of this rubbish
Dot, six, wide, wide, wicket, wicket and that’s how England
lost yet another cricket final. Even though this one didn't end up as a 50 over game, rain reducing it to a T20 bash, they still couldn't help themselves from choking. read the rest of this rubbish
Stuart Pearce had to go but it certainly wasn’t
all his fault. He did a pretty good job for a tactically limited manager who was extremely restricted by the limited way English football, footballers and top flight managers look down at the Under-21 set up. read the rest of this rubbish
If the Australians weren’t so crap, I’d think
were trying to pull a fast one. England's opening match of the Champions Trophy was also the first of 26 meetings with the old enemy over the next few months. And if they weren't currently rubbish I'd suspect the Aussies were playing games. read the rest of this rubbish