In a hundred words or less
can you explain that Fabio? Yes that's right and England side shorn of the usual suspects who have failed time and time again put in a pretty good performance. So what now? read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: Leighton Baines
There’s two ways of doing something, the right way and
the F.A. way. As we are drip fed the names of the seven players that journos have found out Fabio has phoned to tell them they won't be going to the World Cup, there's no great surprise bar one, thankfully, named Theo Walcott. read the rest of this rubbish
Still third favourites are we
does anyone actually believe it? Yes it was just a friendly against Mexico but the score was immensely flattering and it wasn't exactly a one off poor performance it had such hallmarks of previous regimes. read the rest of this rubbish
Toxic’s index rating the players
before unlike Fabio not well after the World Cup finals. Fabio Capello has named his provisional 30 squad for the World Cup it includes the usual suspects alongside some stupid choices and 6 players from Spurs. read the rest of this rubbish
Does that fill anyone with any confidence apart
from England's opposition. After a shocking first half against Egypt at Wembley, England managed to scrape a win but that team put out by Capello and led by Gerrard should fill no one with hopes of World Cup glory. read the rest of this rubbish
Fabio, let me introduce you, this is your arse
that is your elbow. Fabio Capello did a really great job reading Wayne Bridge's mind, Fabio says everything is OK and Wayne is in, Wayne says no he isn't... read the rest of this rubbish
Would a trip to the World Cup make it all better
Wayne? As Fabio Cappelo consoled Wayne Bridge with a pat on the head he promised him not only a game next week for England but a trip to the World Cup, to make up for Terry shagging Vanessa. read the rest of this rubbish
“Woe, woe and thrice, woe, we’re all
doomed. Ashley Cole has broken his ankle, it's all over the dream has ended before it began.It's a good job our esteemed leader Caesar Fabio tested out all those other options...oops. read the rest of this rubbish
When a politician starts moralising
you know there's no case to answer. Yes John Terry is a scumbag but the sports minister Gerry Sutcliffe didn't seem too bothered about other scumbags getting caught with their pants down, or holding the position of England captain. read the rest of this rubbish
Can I gloat about
Spurs beating Chelsea, after all it doesn't happen that often in the league and 'Arry has done something with the side who are still unbeaten by the top four. read the rest of this rubbish