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Posted on July 11, 2024

Imagine if Southgate didn’t leave it until

the last second. Southgate's luck continued as England overcame an equally dull side, Holland, in the semi final of the Euros and so will face Spain, the only decent team they will play in the whole tournament. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 19, 2024

Thank you Turkey and Georgia for providing an antidote to

the sterile dull football on show. Georgia’s first excursion into finals football saw them unluckily beaten 3-1 by Turkey in by far the best and most entertaining match of Euro 2024 so far and probably a time to come. OK I have to admit, sitting down to watch Turkey versus Georgia looked like a chore, […] read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 20, 2018

Can England win the international Carabao

Cup? After defeating Croatia in their final Nations League game, England topped the group so head to Portugal next summer to play a semi-final, can they finally win something, no matter how small it is? read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 28, 2018

Italy go Dutch

on a night out with England. A similar performance a similar result from England in their friendly against Italy, another team that failed to make it to the World Cup. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 26, 2018

After all those years of England wanting to play like the Dutch

they've finally got their wish. Years of envious looks from England over the channel to the Netherlands, only slightly broken up by one glorious night in 1996, ended as both side look similarly dull and second rate. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 30, 2016

Now that’s the type of England friendly we know

and love. While England's almost A-team shone in Germany the B-team grasped their chance with both hands, fell over, let it slip out of their grasp and threw it into the back of their own net, as they lost at home to the Dutch. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 24, 2014

Quick fixes for England in the short

term. The deep rooted problems with the England national football team can't be fixed overnight but there a number of small things that can be done straight away to make things somewhat better in the near future. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 26, 2012

Lies, damn lies and England’s

FIFA ranking. The higher you get in the FIFA world rankings the stranger some of the inclusions especially England's repeated presence in the top 10. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 3, 2011

Plumbing new depths is the English

way. England batting, bowling and fielding like bums shouldn't take away from a great victory by Ireland in the World Cup or the great innings by Kevin O'Brien. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 23, 2011

Third biggest run chase in World Cup

history. England chasing down 293 to beat the Netherlands in their World Cup opener. Yes let me repeat that the Netherlands, which they did with a whole 8 balls to spare. read the rest of this rubbish

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