Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?
Did she die in vain?...brave Hungarian peasant girl, she forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten. Is all this to be forgotten? read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: TV
You can take the player out of ARSEnal
but you can't take the ARSEnal out of the player. Why such the shock about a dirty cheat indulging in some dirty cheating to get through to the World Cup and getting away with it. read the rest of this rubbish
Who would appear in this play what I wrote
?...Edward Woodward would. What chances the main British channels will show any half decent tribute to the late Edward Woodward, little chance of Callan getting its first airing for years. read the rest of this rubbish
Is that what you want?
Cos that's what'll 'appen. If enough people cough up the £4.99 to £11.99 to watch the meaningless England game against the Ukraine on teh interweb then how long before more and more games are shown this way. read the rest of this rubbish
But will Fabio learn from
this. After England came back to draw 2-2 with Holland last night in Amsterdam the manager claimed the goals were freakish errors and he didn't really talk about the team looking far better without Beckham. read the rest of this rubbish
I don’t think I could drink a Sprite
again. Not that I drink much fizzy pop but after seeing the video of the so called banned Sprite ad I don't think I could down another Sprite. read the rest of this rubbish
That’s the way I play
that's the way I get out. That's they way I help lose Tests matches. England got up to 435 against a not great Australian attack in the first innings of the Ashes, could have been so much better if Kevin Pietersen wasn't a clown. read the rest of this rubbish
Mrs Slocombe’s pussy
I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending. read the rest of this rubbish
I have to admit I didn’t watch
the Cup final on Saturday. Thankfully Guus Hiddink is a man of his word and has headed back off to Russia though he should really be flying out to lead England in their World Cup qualifiers. read the rest of this rubbish
Thank you Sir Alex
you did a great job last night. With your superior tactical brain you made sure that watching the Champions League Final against Barcelona on ITV was almost bearable. read the rest of this rubbish