Tuchel was right about the performance of Tuchel’s England
but does he realise he's the reason? England's 2-1 victory over Norway in the World Cup quarter final was a meeting between two teams that are almost identical. read the rest of this rubbish
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See what happens when England do somethings right
but why don't they do it more often? England beating Mexico in the heat, humidity and height of the Azteca is something they'd never done, beating anyone there is something they'd never done. read the rest of this rubbish
See what happens when you play to Harry Kane
why can't Tuchel and his “teammates”? All they need to do is feed the goat and he will score, it's what he does and they only did it twice against DR Congo to save England from flying home. read the rest of this rubbish
But that is the real Tuchel’s England
the one half against Croatia is the exception. England have played four halves of football so far at this World Cup and the one decent half against Croatia is the outlier, the rest is just Tuchel's Southgate 2.0. read the rest of this rubbish
England’s best half under Tuchel
but that is the lowest of low bars. It was funny hearing the ITV commentator tell us how bad Croatia had been recently, listing all their losses and then tell us how difficult it is to beat Croatia are when England beat them. read the rest of this rubbish
They’re doing that getting overexcited thing again
about England. Another two dull qualifiers and the pundits are wetting themselves over yet again another two Southgatesque performances, that saw them beat Andorra and Serbia. read the rest of this rubbish
Is Herr Southgate even worse than
the real thing? Continuity England yet again struggled in their World Cup Qualifier against the might of Andorra, with their worst ever result against the minnows, just 1-0, in an awful game, with inept performances all-round, from players and management. read the rest of this rubbish
Tuchel is doing that repeating things
and expecting a different outcome thing already. Another Continuity Southgate display from Tuchel and his England side as they bored their way to another underwhelming victory over the might of Latvia. read the rest of this rubbish
The Vegan Southgate
is your continuity manager. Things didn't look any different when Thomas Tuchel announced his first England squad, they didn't look any different when he picked his first starting XI, they didn't look any different when they struggled past Albania 2-0. read the rest of this rubbish