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Posted on March 23, 2010

Things can only get better goes full

circle. As a trio of the smarmiest, most patronising, bumbling excuses for politicians get caught up in another scandal it resembles the fag end of the previous regime but done much bigger and much better. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 3, 2010

John Terry’s new advert

it's all he could get. After his wife took her anger out on him following revelations of his affair with Vanessa Perroncel. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on December 23, 2009

There’s still time and Tesco Value Cards

are available again. After the lawyers got involved earlier this year and removed one of the spoof Tesco Value Cards sites, it's back. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 17, 2009

Who would appear in this play what I wrote

?...Edward Woodward would. What chances the main British channels will show any half decent tribute to the late Edward Woodward, little chance of Callan getting its first airing for years. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 14, 2009

R.I.P. Les Paul

a true genius. It's a word that should be used to describe Lester William Polsfuss, Les Paul who died yesterday aged 94, a musical and technical genius. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 31, 2009

RIP Sir Bobby Robson, a gentleman and a great

servant of the game. Former England player and manager Sir Bobby Robson lost his final battle against cancer and died today aged 76, a excellent club manager he wasn't quite there with the top job. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 2, 2009

Mrs Slocombe’s pussy

I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 9, 2009

Gordon Brown’s legacy

I can't figure it out. Which one of these two predecessors to Gordon Brown will be the most happy that Gordon's alive... read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on May 20, 2009

Gorbals Mick isn’t a

scapegoat. Or indeed a victim of any sort of ism or a class war, he was the chief pig with his own special trough who over saw the piglets and all they were up to from the high table. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on May 6, 2009

Who wrote Squirrel Nutkin’s

little missive at the weekend? There's no way Hazel Blears could have done it herself it would take free will and there's no way she'd be about if Gormless Gordon thought she could think for herself. read the rest of this rubbish

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