Tim Bresnan don’t get no
respect. Throughout the whole of this last Ashes test match the pundits told us Onions should have been picked instead of Tim Bresnan. What would have happened if they got their wish. read the rest of this rubbish
Category: Cricket
Toxic ramblings about cricket, especially England and Yorkshire CCC.
The rain won the Ashes
in Manchester, what are the chances? England sit here on Tuesday morning still holding the Ashes but they could quite easily be sitting there looking down the wrong end of a 2-1 deficit to the worst Aussie side since crying Kim's. read the rest of this rubbish
The worst Australian side we’ve ever
seen? The only way to improve this Aussie touring side is to get all the old blokes in the crowd and media boxes to don the baggy green cap and get back out on the pitch. read the rest of this rubbish
That must be really embarrassing for the Aussies
Ian Bell scoring a match winning ton. Never mind losing, that was somewhat expected, never mind the batting collapse, letting the arch bottler top score when it really mattered is something not many teams have ever done. read the rest of this rubbish
If the Australians weren’t so crap, I’d think
were trying to pull a fast one. England's opening match of the Champions Trophy was also the first of 26 meetings with the old enemy over the next few months. And if they weren't currently rubbish I'd suspect the Aussies were playing games. read the rest of this rubbish
Dead rubber
heroes. Funny how England cricket team can stop sucking donkey balls and win a one day international when the pressure is off because the 3 match series has been lost. read the rest of this rubbish
Na na na na na ,na na na, Joe
Root. Yet again another England bowler stood on the podium collecting the man of the match award after skittling New Zealand out when they would have been in that position if Joe root hadn't saved England from a batting collapse. read the rest of this rubbish
The mollycoddling of Kevin Pietersen
is slightly over the top. Would it really have mattered a bit what he scored if England's bowlers couldn't take 20 wickets? read the rest of this rubbish
Andrew Strauss’ reign as England captain ended
as it started. With a Kevin Pietersen orchestrated mess. Though in classic Andrew Strauss style as he quit cricket completely he played down the chance to stick the knife in. read the rest of this rubbish
That number one millstone has
gone in tests. England go into today's one day international against South Africa trying to hang onto their top place in the rankings for the 50 over game but the one that really matters is gone. read the rest of this rubbish