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Posted on September 5, 2018

If England can’t find one opener, how can they find

two? The not unexpected news that England opener and ex-captain, Alastair Cook, has announced his retirement from international duty at the end of the current summer, gives the selectors a headache. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 8, 2017

Alastair Cook had to go, he also has to

stay. Alastair Cook's stint as England cricket captain had run its course before the drubbing in India. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 1, 2016

Sri Lanka finally show some

fight. But again they don't look to be in the best shape when they let the Burnley Bumpkin get a third five for in the series. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 13, 2015

Can England buck the trend of recent

series? England have convincingly won the first test match of their last two series only to roll over and capitulate, after their 169 run victory in the Ashes opener can they stop the Aussies at Lord's? read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 5, 2015

England got what they deserved as did

New Zealand. The recent two Test match “series” between England and New Zealand finished all-square with both sides getting what they deserved but the punters missing out on what should have been a deciding third game. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on May 13, 2015

All Andrew Strauss. had to say was

"It's the way I play". This has been some top trolling by Graves, Strauss and the rest at the ECB, which all should be glad about, never mind the gnashing of the teeth of those that don't have to put up with Kevin Pietersen. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 27, 2014

What a waste of a Yorkshire

pitch. England were handed the ideal Headingley pitch for them to wrap up the two match series against Sri Lanka, it may have come down to the last over again but they blew it. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on January 7, 2014

Kevin Pietersen isn’t a scapegoat

he's the problem. OK so he's not the only problem with the current England set-up that led to the 5-0 whitewash thumping handed out to them by Australia in this Ashes series. But he's the start of it all. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 6, 2013

The rain won the Ashes

in Manchester, what are the chances? England sit here on Tuesday morning still holding the Ashes but they could quite easily be sitting there looking down the wrong end of a 2-1 deficit to the worst Aussie side since crying Kim's. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 24, 2012

That number one millstone has

gone in tests. England go into today's one day international against South Africa trying to hang onto their top place in the rankings for the 50 over game but the one that really matters is gone. read the rest of this rubbish

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