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Posted on September 5, 2014

I’m only here for four minutes

R.I.P. Bill Kerr. Been a bit slack in posting about Bill Kerr after he died last week, aged 92, shockingly slack when he was major part in one of my all time favourites. Hancock's Half hour. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 27, 2013

England nearly pissed on Michael Clarke’s

chips. We were told what a courageous and innovative captain Australia had in Michael Clarke when he made his declaration at tea on Sunday. Courage was lost when England were about to win and was replaced by a hissy fit. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 14, 2013

Tim Bresnan don’t get no

respect. Throughout the whole of this last Ashes test match the pundits told us Onions should have been picked instead of Tim Bresnan. What would have happened if they got their wish. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 6, 2013

The rain won the Ashes

in Manchester, what are the chances? England sit here on Tuesday morning still holding the Ashes but they could quite easily be sitting there looking down the wrong end of a 2-1 deficit to the worst Aussie side since crying Kim's. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 23, 2013

The worst Australian side we’ve ever

seen? The only way to improve this Aussie touring side is to get all the old blokes in the crowd and media boxes to don the baggy green cap and get back out on the pitch. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 16, 2013

That must be really embarrassing for the Aussies

Ian Bell scoring a match winning ton. Never mind losing, that was somewhat expected, never mind the batting collapse, letting the arch bottler top score when it really mattered is something not many teams have ever done. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 12, 2013

Dolph see missile, Dolph catch missile

it really happened folks. Marcel Kittel came from behind to beat the Manx Missile, Mark Cavendish, on stage 12 of the Tour de France. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 3, 2013

Aussies winning, what’s going off out

there? Wasn't this meant to be the summer of Australian humiliation? The cricket team in the Ashes, the rugby team against the Lions all while various others were beaten in various other arenas. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 24, 2013

Dot, six, wide, wide, wicket, wicket and that’s how England

lost yet another cricket final. Even though this one didn't end up as a 50 over game, rain reducing it to a T20 bash, they still couldn't help themselves from choking. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 10, 2013

If the Australians weren’t so crap, I’d think

were trying to pull a fast one. England's opening match of the Champions Trophy was also the first of 26 meetings with the old enemy over the next few months. And if they weren't currently rubbish I'd suspect the Aussies were playing games. read the rest of this rubbish

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