Pies and beer
don't help the knees. Andrew Flintoff announced he'll be quitting test cricket after this Ashes series to go and slog his knackered joints out in the one day game, was he better than the numbers suggest? read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: England
Saved by taffy rain
crowd nutters and a bit of shenanigans. That's what got England out of Cardiff without being one nil down in the Ashes, poor performance all round even with Collingwood, Monty and Anderson on the last day. read the rest of this rubbish
That’s the way I play
that's the way I get out. That's they way I help lose Tests matches. England got up to 435 against a not great Australian attack in the first innings of the Ashes, could have been so much better if Kevin Pietersen wasn't a clown. read the rest of this rubbish
It all has to end sometime
and a lot of the time it ends in a whimper. So statistically England's greatest captain Michael Vaughan, with no real chance of an international comeback, announced his immediate retirement from cricket. read the rest of this rubbish
You won a semi-final penalty shootout
Stuart. You didn't really think you'd go on and beat the Germans now did you? England rode their luck to get to the European U21 Championship final but were beaten by a far better German side. read the rest of this rubbish
Twenty20 like all games of cricket is
a game of numbers. But I do wish England would stop playing by the numbers, it's just far too predictable but they teased me into bothering about this whole knockabout stuff. read the rest of this rubbish
James Peter Greaves would’ve scored
more than six against that Andorra and he's 69 years old. Jimmy Greaves picked up his World Cup winners medal and figured he his mates who also received there's could beat the side England were facing in a World Cup qualifier. read the rest of this rubbish
Never mind the quality
feel the width. Fabio has managed another England win with yet another far from convincing display against Kazakhstan in Saturday's World Cup qualifier. read the rest of this rubbish
I have to admit I didn’t watch
the Cup final on Saturday. Thankfully Guus Hiddink is a man of his word and has headed back off to Russia though he should really be flying out to lead England in their World Cup qualifiers. read the rest of this rubbish
Is it Svennis … is it McClown
no it's Fabio, but you'd struggle to tell. He might have stopped the England players abusing hotel staff and guests but on the pitch the usual suspects are putting in the same old displays. read the rest of this rubbish