What is the point of Thomas Tuchel
if this is still happening? Yet again England lose a competitive match to a top 10 ranked team, as they go down 2-3 to Spain in the Nations League. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: Gareth Southgate
I hate to say I told you so but
the antidote to Southgate was always Southgate 2.0. It was like deja-vu all over again as England played on the front foot to get ahead but then dropped back as Tuchel lumped on defenders just inviting the 2-1 loss to Argentina. read the rest of this rubbish
See what happens when you play to Harry Kane
why can't Tuchel and his “teammates”? All they need to do is feed the goat and he will score, it's what he does and they only did it twice against DR Congo to save England from flying home. read the rest of this rubbish
But that is the real Tuchel’s England
the one half against Croatia is the exception. England have played four halves of football so far at this World Cup and the one decent half against Croatia is the outlier, the rest is just Tuchel's Southgate 2.0. read the rest of this rubbish
How bad is Tuchel’s squad when people are screaming Southgate’s
return. Thomas Tuchel's England squad for the World Cup is full of the usual suspects, sicknotes, the greedy, no creativity, just like past squads that'll fail as soon as they meet any quality. read the rest of this rubbish
They’re doing that getting overexcited thing again
about England. Another two dull qualifiers and the pundits are wetting themselves over yet again another two Southgatesque performances, that saw them beat Andorra and Serbia. read the rest of this rubbish
Tuchel sets new records so early in
his tenure. After almost not beating the might of Andorra, Thomas Tuchel became the first England manager to lose to an African, as they were soundly and deservedly beaten 3-1 by Senegal, in another dismal display. read the rest of this rubbish
Is Herr Southgate even worse than
the real thing? Continuity England yet again struggled in their World Cup Qualifier against the might of Andorra, with their worst ever result against the minnows, just 1-0, in an awful game, with inept performances all-round, from players and management. read the rest of this rubbish
Tuchel is doing that repeating things
and expecting a different outcome thing already. Another Continuity Southgate display from Tuchel and his England side as they bored their way to another underwhelming victory over the might of Latvia. read the rest of this rubbish
The Vegan Southgate
is your continuity manager. Things didn't look any different when Thomas Tuchel announced his first England squad, they didn't look any different when he picked his first starting XI, they didn't look any different when they struggled past Albania 2-0. read the rest of this rubbish