There’s never a nadir to Southgate’s England
there's always a new depth. Well, England's second group game in Euro 2024, against Denmark was pretty much wash, rinse, repeat performance of going up and giving up. read the rest of this rubbish
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Southgate can’t stop himself going full
Southgate. England did their usual crap opening game for a tournament as they went all Southgate in beating Serbia with an early goal and then spending the rest of the game hanging on for dear life. read the rest of this rubbish
Even when Southgate gets something right… he gets
so much wrong it doesn't matter. England couldn't have a more fitting send off for the Euros than losing their last warm up game to Iceland in yet another inept performance from players but mostly from Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish
How can anyone watch Southgate’s England
repeatedly be this dull and still think they're Euro favourites? England scraped out a 3-0 victory in Newcastle over the might of Bosnia-Herzegovina, needing a penalty, a miss hit cross and a Harry Kane tap in against the 74th ranked team in the world. read the rest of this rubbish
Southgate’s last gasp rescue
will have given him more headaches. In a far better performance than against Brazil - which given that performance wasn't a hard thing to manage - Southgate was within seconds of becoming the first England manager to lose at home to Belgium as again he failed to beat a top 10 side. read the rest of this rubbish
Come on Jim Ratcliffe… help us out
come and get your man Southgate. Another Southgate borefest saw more vitriol piled on the clueless dolt as his side lost to a Brazil side that won't go down as the most memorable in their footballing history. read the rest of this rubbish
People are starting to see what a fraud Southgate
is. As Gareth Southgate's England required an own goal to draw with North Macedonia, one was reminded on Wales losing to West Samoa in the '91 World Cup... and thank god we weren't playing the whole of Macedonia. read the rest of this rubbish
I see Gareth Southgate has been surprised by his own farts
again. Gareth Southgate doesn't seem to know why the players he picked yet again played the way he's had them playing in all the games in their struggle to get past the might of... [checks notes]... Malta. read the rest of this rubbish
Gareth doesn’t like booing but did he enjoy the silence
as Wembley. England's two games at Wembley were a pair of standard Southgate boreathons, that saw them bore Australia and Italy to wins, the latter to seal qualifications for Euro '24. read the rest of this rubbish
The Jocks talked themselves up but still needed England
to score for them. Another dismal display of back passing saw England amble past a Jock side that were full of themselves but found their ceiling in a dull friendly. read the rest of this rubbish