I am serious
and don't call me Shirley. Come on, everyone's using it, it's one of the classic comedy lines of all times, in one of the classic comedy films of all time. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: TV
Only thing worse than England
last night. Was ITV telling us how good England were. Unsurprisingly England were crap in the first game of a tournament, unsurprisingly Lampard and Gerrard didn't work and unsurprisingly ITV talked them up live and and exclusive. read the rest of this rubbish
Effectology volume 16
Dr. Who theme tune. Bill Ruppert has come up with a new video showcasing the amazing non-guitar sounds you can get from a guitar and a few pedals, taking us back to our childhood with the Dr. Who theme tune. read the rest of this rubbish
You ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever ... seen a grown man naked? Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium? Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? read the rest of this rubbish
When Wilson Palacios is
Man Of The Match. It doesn't take too much guessing to figure out what type of game Spurs' FA Cup quarter final away to Fulham was like. And you wouldn't be wrong, it wasn't the best game you'll ever see but Spurs are still in it. read the rest of this rubbish
1970s ITV sitcoms
now have competition. Where once they were in a field of their own now the worst sitcoms ever put on our screens have probably got a new champion of crap. read the rest of this rubbish
Is this a BAFTA
I see before me. Why did I watch the second series of Wallander? The first three BBC films should have given me enough clues to how this series would pan out. read the rest of this rubbish
Have a go at the BBC
by all means. There's plenty to have a go at them for and just because something is easy doesn't means it's not worth doing. Just not for buying The Wire, Mad Men and the football. read the rest of this rubbish
Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?
Did she die in vain?...brave Hungarian peasant girl, she forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten. Is all this to be forgotten? read the rest of this rubbish
You can take the player out of ARSEnal
but you can't take the ARSEnal out of the player. Why such the shock about a dirty cheat indulging in some dirty cheating to get through to the World Cup and getting away with it. read the rest of this rubbish