Go go Godzilla
gone. Yesterday former Yankee Hideki Matsui announced his retirement from Major League Baseball, aged 38, after a decade long career in the States which followed a decade playing in his native Japan. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: Porn
Start selling all my goat porn
Hitler finds out about bin Laden's death. You knew the Downfall parodies would be coming thick and fast... read the rest of this rubbish
Take a bow son
take a bow. Poor old Andy Gray, ever get the feeling he wasn't that well liked at Sky Sports and that they were quite happy to bin him and his reported £1.7 million salary off? read the rest of this rubbish
I vant to bite your
neck. Ah sad news that one of the queens of British horror flicks, Ingrid Pitt, died yesterday. Never the greaest of actresses she had certain assets which made her stick in the memory. read the rest of this rubbish
Things can only get better goes full
circle. As a trio of the smarmiest, most patronising, bumbling excuses for politicians get caught up in another scandal it resembles the fag end of the previous regime but done much bigger and much better. read the rest of this rubbish
Jacqui Smith’s husband
you know the one who has taken the fall for watching Oceans Thirteen not once but twice and claiming expenses for it, I can't make my mind up who he looks like and who was actually watching those porno flicks? read the rest of this rubbish
Have you ever been to
Electric Ladyland? And if so are you going to be spending $40 on a DVD which claims to be the Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape? read the rest of this rubbish