A new set of pickups
New pickups or a new pedal won't compensate for the fact that most the tone of your favourite guitar hero comes from their fingers, not the gear. read the rest of this rubbish
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When did Dennis Waterman
Dennis Waterman has a new set of teeth that look more like Dick Emery's comedy false set. read the rest of this rubbish
Johnny batted 0 for 4
New York Yankees lose the first game of the season against the Red Sox and Johnny Damon goes hitless in his first game at Fenway as a Yankee player. read the rest of this rubbish
Batting 0 for 3
The F.A. are doing their best to completely screw up the next choice as England manager by picking one of the worst options available. read the rest of this rubbish
It happened this week
This week in music history - April 27th to May 3rd - with who was born and who died. read the rest of this rubbish
Have the F.A. actually gone and done
The F.A. are trying to reach an agreement with current Portugal boss Luiz Felipe Scolari for him to be the next England manager. read the rest of this rubbish
My dad was in the Mob
The British government made kids of 18 join the Mob way back when. read the rest of this rubbish
You have to hope
Arsenal finally met a team who decided to play and looked decidedly ordinary, much like past Champions League campaigns. read the rest of this rubbish
Version 3.0
Toxic Web has been updated to v3.0 with cleaner CSS, and the additions of Gravatars, Socialble bookmarking and Recent Played tunes through last.fm read the rest of this rubbish
You have to play to the
Scummy ARSEnal are up to their usual tricks accusing Spurs of being liars and cheats when they scored their prefectly good goal. read the rest of this rubbish