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Posted on July 8, 2026

See what happens when England do somethings right

but why don't they do it more often? England beating Mexico in the heat, humidity and height of the Azteca is something they'd never done, beating anyone there is something they'd never done. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 3, 2026

See what happens when you play to Harry Kane

why can't Tuchel and his “teammates”? All they need to do is feed the goat and he will score, it's what he does and they only did it twice against DR Congo to save England from flying home. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 24, 2026

But that is the real Tuchel’s England

the one half against Croatia is the exception. England have played four halves of football so far at this World Cup and the one decent half against Croatia is the outlier, the rest is just Tuchel's Southgate 2.0. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 18, 2026

England’s best half under Tuchel

but that is the lowest of low bars. It was funny hearing the ITV commentator tell us how bad Croatia had been recently, listing all their losses and then tell us how difficult it is to beat Croatia are when England beat them. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on May 22, 2026

How bad is Tuchel’s squad when people are screaming Southgate’s

return. Thomas Tuchel's England squad for the World Cup is full of the usual suspects, sicknotes, the greedy, no creativity, just like past squads that'll fail as soon as they meet any quality. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 11, 2025

Tuchel sets new records so early in

his tenure. After almost not beating the might of Andorra, Thomas Tuchel became the first England manager to lose to an African, as they were soundly and deservedly beaten 3-1 by Senegal, in another dismal display. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on January 6, 2025

Ange’s performance posturing…

isn't working after another defeat. Spurs started the New Year much like the last year had gone, with yet another defeat but with Postecoglou getting snippier and snippier with his mates in the media, as he blamed everyone else for Spurs loss to Newcastle. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 11, 2024

What does Lee Carsley have to do

to get the job? Carsley followed up is debut 2-0 victory in the Nations League with another 2-0 victory in the Nations League, this time over the might of Finland, that again had moments but again had the same dullness and problems that Southgate's England had. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 10, 2024

Even when Southgate gets something right… he gets

so much wrong it doesn't matter. England couldn't have a more fitting send off for the Euros than losing their last warm up game to Iceland in yet another inept performance from players but mostly from Southgate. read the rest of this rubbish

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