You know when
you've been...well that would give the game away, which saying that has probably given the game away, anyway Beaker has something to say. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: TV
Today’s recipe is
more poultry. The Swdish chef will show you how to prepare roast turkey. Bork, bork, bork. read the rest of this rubbish
You can stick your F word
up your Ramsey, Gordon. Would anyone really want that fat tongued mockney, Oliver, spitting all over the food they were about to eat? There is only one chef that should be on the telly. Bork, bork, bork. read the rest of this rubbish
The master is
mastered. Comedian Milton Berle meets his match on The Muppet Show. read the rest of this rubbish
Some advice for the blokes
out there, This is a public service announcement for fellas out there that might be dragged along to the Hags And The City movie. read the rest of this rubbish
Now that is good news
we won't have to pay for the privilege of being inflicted with Ian Wright on the BBC anymore. read the rest of this rubbish
Have we got a video
If anyone uses it to tape Ade Edmondson's new venture Teenage Kicks, I'm going to stick their head through the window! read the rest of this rubbish
The best weekend
in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup. read the rest of this rubbish
Kick out the jams
mother...on the front page I don't know, anyway tonight BBC Four The Stooges, MC5, John Lee Hooker and more in Motor City's Burning. read the rest of this rubbish
I’d like to watch
Spurs in the UEFA Cup tonight. But viewers in Scotland have their own programme, due to giving the audience an alternative. Not because they are parochial little twats. read the rest of this rubbish